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Freaky (2020)

Body swap movies have been around longer than you may think. Films like Turnabout and Here Comes Mr. Jordan came out in the 40’s. However, most point to 1976’s Freaky Friday as the popularization of the plot device, particularly in comedy. This led to some horrible films like 18 Again! and Like Father Like Son, but also led to fantastic films like Big (arguably Tom Hanks greatest performance), Heaven Can Wait, All of Me (possibly Steve Martin’s greatest performance) and Being John Malkovich. It also led to 2020’s Freaky, a body switch movie that proposes what would happen if a typical teenage girl swapped bodies with a psychotic killer.

I forgot my line but I’ll take a stab at it.

This film comes from Blumhouse (with Universal distribution) with directing and screenwriting by Christopher Landon, who also wrote and directed the Happy Death Day franchise films, Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones,  and Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. (FUN FACT: Christopher Landon is the son of Michael Landon, himself starting his career in horror as the star of I Was a Teeenage Werewolf.) The pedigree of the film certainly was promising going in.

The casting was absolute perfection. Vince Vaughn checks both boxes of what you want in this movie. Vaughn is best known for his comedies such as Wedding Crashers and Dodgeball. However, he is a physically imposing man standing 6’5” which is tall IRL let alone in Hollywood, a land where many of the top leading men are of diminutive stature. Also, and this is oft forgotten in his filmography, Vaughn played a psycho once before as Norman Bates in Gus Van Sant’s shot-for-shot remake of Psycho. An actor equally adept at the horror and comedy elements this format is what I call perfect casting.

Kathryn Newton channeling
her inner Vaughn.

Leading the predominantly young cast is Vince’s swap partner, Kathryn Newton, moving from television to movies over the past two decades though I suspect I’ve just seen the role people will remember her from best. Her performance is as important as Vaughn’s and leads us to invest in her character as it moves from her body to Vaughn, who does a great job playing her as a character and not a caricature. It is very comparable to Jack Black’s Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle performance a few years back. Newton’s performance seems less showy in comparison but more grounded. Newton can’t bank on people remembering past characterizations and point to them as shorthand…she needed to mark her own territory. I honestly felt when the killer was in her body, she was even more menacing.

The Pink Ladies are going to rule the school

Another great, yet smaller role, was held down by Alan Ruck, best remembered as Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. This time, he is the authority figure with a part you expect to go one way and veers off for a nice surprise prior to leaving the film’s plot.

Somebody’s knocking on the door. Someone’s ringing the bell.

It’s pretty obvious from the setup, comedy would be the emphasis of the film, so it is a fair question: do the horror elements work? The answer: for the most part. Because you buy into the characters, there are some real scenes of suspense that take you by surprise. There are also some very violent, gory kills that fill the requirements of the slasher film fan as well. It attempts some poignancy as well with a frayed family situation, and this is where I feel the film does not succeed as well. It might be a case of stuffing the script with too many unnecessary elements. Sometimes, it is those details that draw you into a film, but in this case, I saw elements such as the father’s death and mother’s battle with the bottle as superfluous and unnecessary.

I get the feeling I’ve SAW this one before.

The film flies along at just over 100 minutes and that seems like the perfect length. I find myself hoping it doesn’t lead to a sequel as the story is told and complete just as it is. Currently, it has doubled its tiny $6 million budget at a time where making your money back at all is quite an accomplishment. The legacy of this film is yet to be written, but I think like the best horror film of the year that came out early (The Invisible Man) this will be one of those films people will point to and say, “That idea should not have worked. It’s too out there. And yet, it succeeded.”

Grade: A

Freaky (2020)

Interviews From The Crypt – Laughing Ogre

This week in Interviews From The Crypt we jump in the way back machine and rerun a piece that was originally on From Dusk Till Con in 2016.

Check out our chat with Gib and Mike of Laughing Ogre, one of Columbus, Ohio’s premiere comic shops.

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Billy Elliot (2000)

Generally in this column, and in the Universal library for that point, we have been examining what I would call fantastic cinema. Fantasy, sci-fi, horror; outlandish and lavish productions outside the natural world. This week we take on a fairly grounded film at the turn of the century that sometimes strays into being a musical…but a very gritty version of one without a glimpse of an umbrella or sailor suit in sight. Billy Elliot (2000) is that film. A film that I had not had the opportunity to screen until now, but felt to me like a fitting sequel spiritually to one of my favorite musicals, 1991’s The Commitments which was also gritty and realistic.

Jumping for Joy

The themes certainly echo each other. They are from similar geography in the United Kingdom about the downtrodden in the area using music as a form of escape from their desperate surroundings. In this case, it was set during the coal miner’s strike in the 1980’s. In some ways, this makes Billy Elliot even more specific than the frequently lyrical and mythical Alan Parker film, The Commitments. While I still prefer that treatment, this film celebrates the individual triumph in a way a rhythm and blues band film never could.

That’s because in this film he is not only fighting poverty. He is also combatting traditional gender roles of the time. In Billy’s world, the boys went to boxing lessons and the girls take ballet classes. That’s just how it was. Much was made of Billy joining the ballet classes and like a “feel good” / “coming of age” film always has….after a period of difficulty and resistance, Billy presses through and succeeds.

Contemplating the future

Oh, wait. Spoiler alert. Like you didn’t know that would happen.

It is a fairly successful formula for these films. The outsider slowly being integrated into society is always a key point. It is Billy’s passion for his interest in dance that draws the community to pull for him eventually as opposed to away from him. What I liked here is that his father, initially the antagonist, slowly turns the corner and in particular, his relationship with his brother rang true. Many brothers have this “love/hate” thing going as they are growing up under one roof, only to grow to a true family bond that grows as separation is introduced into the relationship.

Adding to the alienation was the family still coming to grips with their grief over the loss of Billy’s mother recently. This gave the entire film a bitter/sweet vibe that echoed throughout the film. It’s this sweetness, with an edge, which has made this an enduring film. It’s this loss which plausibly draws the family together to sacrifice all they have to bring Billy’s dreams to reality.

Let’s fly

The secret weapon for Billy is brassy Julie Walters who serves as an external spine for the frequently wishy-washy protagonist of the film. She is definitely not some wilting flower ballerina that you might expect as the teacher to young Billy. He is trying to find his dancing equivalent of a voice and she is the strong sure hand to help him find the way to his artistic freedom and ultimate freedom from a world that seems committed to restraining his hopes and dreams. Walters plays the role to perfection with the right amount of vinegar to go with the sugar and bring a balanced character to the screen.

Tiny Dancer

Beyond the film, upon an initial screening, Elton John suggested that the film would make for a good musical…and it turned out to be a big success running for over a decade. But success was not new to the property. The initial release made $100M after premiering in Cannes. (It was at Cannes that they decided to change its original title so it would not conflict with the Lars van Trier film Dancer (later Dancer in the Dark) featuring Bjork.

Jamie Bell has had some success since this film, most notably in voice work. The main credit being as TinTin in the tragically underseen Adventures of TinTin by Steven Spielberg. The soundtrack features a good amount of music by T-Rex, which was a 60’s English psychedelic rock band, which seems like an odd choice for a film set in the 1980’s, but somehow it fits stylistically and thematically.

Dancing means intensity

When you get down to it, Billy Elliot resembles Footloose quite a bit; dance as an escape. Kevin Bacon’s character in Footloose wants to escape the quiet life in rural America through dance. Billy Elliot is trying to escape the cycle of life in the coal mines to something better.

The next time you are looking for a win, try dancing like no one is looking. It couldn’t hurt.

Grade: B+

Billy Elliot (2000)

This March SHUDDER Brings The Madness Home

WHAT’S STREAMING THIS MARCH ON SHUDDER

Members can look forward to new Shudder movie premieres every week, including season two of the hit series A Discovery of Witches, Shudder original films LuckyStay Out of the AtticSlaxx and Violation, the Shudder exclusive Koko-Di Koko-Da, and an impressive lineup of recent and classic horror favorites including Ken Russell’s The Devils.

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Locks and Lights Prevent Crime

Police on the Scene with a Crime Prevention Lean Classic

Originally Released: 2010

Locks and Lights Prevent Crime

Locks and lights remain the best way to keep criminals at bay. They are creatures of opportunity and both locks and lights keep potential criminals from taking the opportunity.


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Interviews From The Crypt – Jill Gevargizian

This week in the crypt we chat with Jill Gevargizian aka Jill Sixx, the woman behind Sixx Tape Productions, Slaughter Movie House, and The Stylist.

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