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Brides of Dracula (1960)

Yeah. I hear ya. That’s a Hammer film. It has a gothic castle. It has really beautiful women in the lead. It has Peter Cushing for goodness’s sake! It’s a Hammer film.

True. But it is also a Universal film. That’s the logo at the top of the flick (Universal distributed many, if not all, of Hammer’s classic monster output) so I am calling it.

I watched Brides of Dracula on Svengoolie on Me-TV that was lurking on my DVR for literal years. I guess I have always been mixed on Hammer films, because they are nostalgic, but I always found the original Drac and Frankenstein much more charming. Hammer was always attempting to be “gritty” with the most gorgeous color ever committed to film. Just look at those reds pop!

This was Hammer’s second vampire movie. It was a followup to the classic “Horror of Dracula” which featured Christopher Lee as the Count. In this one, Peter Cushing reprises his role as the great vampire killer, Van Helsing.

Also returning is Terence Fisher who was responsible for many of the top Hammer horror films and gave up his career concurrently with the fall of the house of Hammer.

Freda Jackson steals most of the scenes she is in as the deranged mortal protector of our fanged friends. This is where I change gears….

Brides of Dracula (1960)
Yvonne Monlaur and David Peel give performances fit for a corpse

Yvonne Monlaur, as the our female lead, is a very beautiful woman…and not much else. If she didn’t fill out a shirt so well, I’d declare her an empty one. No fire or life is in her performance. And how can we get behind her…she causes this whole mess! After warnings from the townfolk and the mistress of the castle (who lets her stay the night for free in her magnificent home), she still stupidly releases David Peel, the vampire, Baron Meinster.

Now, the Baron is a bore. Peel appears to have mainly been a TV actor. In this flick….he’s mainly absent. Now, that’s fine since Peter Cushing is the real draw of the piece, but when your female lead (who has no sparks with Van Helsing as per usual) and your antagonist literally just lie there, that’s a problem with your film.

Brides of Dracula (1960)
Andree Melly brings the fangy fun in “Brides of Dracula” 1960

In fact, all the scares come from the fetching Andree Melly, who is beautiful…until she flashes that fangy smile. Those fangs, alone, change the entire shape of her face along with her emoting makes her from beauty to beast in the speed of a smile.

The flick features the usual uber-red gore of Hammer and an exciting final reel, but the middle act is a crashing bore. It’s here where you really miss Christopher Lee. Lee was, of course, killed off in the last Dracula film, but apparently was offered the role. Lee declined because he didn’t want to get typecast. Can you say….too late? It was even then! He returned to the role naturally and if I remember correctly played Dracula more often than any other actor.

What’s odd about this slow second act is that’s when Van Helsing/Cushing shows up. You are already a third into the movie before he shows himself. Unfortunately, as good as Cushing is, this is also the point where they decide to TELL the story instead of SHOW the story. The whole proceedings crash to a grinding halt.

Peter Cushing praying for a good review on OWC

To add to it, the worst flying bat prop you have ever seen shows up about halfway through the film. I mean, you have a better bat prop that you bought at Halloween Express for $5 last October. This is on top of the previous Hammer vampire entry scoffed vampire transformations into animals to try to give the vampire a more “realistic” feel. Well, one flappy, flappy and that was gone.

The staking scenes are top notch, as you would expect from Hammer. The showdown between the Baron and Van Helsing, which dominates much of the final reel of the film, has many great touches and worth sitting through the seven years in the wilderness you get in the middle of the flick.

This is where watching this on Svengoolie or a similar show can really help. At least you have the break in’s to wait for!

A decent, if not my favorite, vampire entry in the house of Hammer and worth a viewing the next time it comes on Me-TV or watch it on Prime today!

Grade: B

Brides of Dracula (1960)

Matinee (1993)

Joe Dante is not a name like Alfred Hitchcock or Stephen Spielberg in the halls of Universal Studios. He did make Explorers, after all, which wasn’t exactly on their top ten moneymaking movie list. But Joe Dante very well might be one of moviedom’s most knowledgeable movie fans.

He loves movies. I mean he really, really loves them. He created the podcast series “Trailers from Hell” which hearkens back to his early days working for American International with Allen Arkush on their latest trailers for fabled flicks of the Roger Corman exploitation era.

He went on to direct films himself including Piranha, The Burbs, The Howling, Gremlins, and one of my favorite all time films: InnerSpace. Matinee (1993), however, is probably his most overlooked gem (besides Gremlins 2, which is surprisingly awesome and sure to be in an upcoming column).

Matinee (1993)

Matinee is the story of Laurence Woolsey (a William Castle standin) played to perfection by a loveable John Goodman. Woolsey has just directed his latest late 50’s/early 60’s Sci Fi epic “Mant.” (The film-within-the-film has some of the movie’s greatest moments.) He is at a career low and could really use a hit and plans to open his film at a theater in Key West, Florida right at the time of the Cuban missile crisis. A young man befriends the director with their love of monster movies and showmanship in this coming of age while celebrating a by-gone age flick.

Matinee (1993)

It wouldn’t be Joe Dante without his buddy Dick Miller (see him in his own bio-documentary That Guy Dick Miller–highly recommended) and other great cameos. Robert Picardo, in particular, sticks out as the frightened theater manager during this high tension time.

The theme is a tad obvious when you get down to it. It is hard to scare people with a movie about a man with an ant costume on when real life horrors like the Cuban missile crisis are all too real.

For fans of Svengoolie monster flicks of the late 50’s, this entire film is a love letter and a great companion piece to things like It or Stranger Things–despite their 80’s backdrops, they are really more in keeping with this time frame than the 80’s.

Matinee (1993)

It’s all here. The scientist that explains it all (the original Morris the Explainer characters) that literally sounds like a thesaurus at times so that none of the fancier words sail over the head of the kiddies in the audience. The wild, loud military man (played with campy perfection by Dante fave, Kevin McCarthy) and the clueless female lead that seems just a little dumb for loving a man turning into a giant ant.

This might be Goodman’s best character. He plays Woolsey with a bravado while keeping the character centered and kind, where it could have easily come off as egocentric and greedy.

In the end, I love the scenes near the end (I won’t spoil them) that show that the real nature of fear isn’t in loud, bombastic battles with insects of ridiculous size, but a quiet, grim reality that chills while drawing people together.

I have to mention the send up of Disney movies where inanimate objects come to life is worth seeing alone (“The Shook Up Shopping Cart” seemed like they just found the movie and didn’t even bother shooting a new sequence.) Stay, though, for a great film about one of the most interesting periods in film…and show business.

Grade: A

Matinee (1993)

The Nutty Professor (1996)

The Nutty Professor (1996) is a remake featuring Eddie Murphy. The original, unfortunately, was made by Paramount (LOL) by Jerry Lewis in 1963. Many consider the original comedy classic. Personally, I’m not a huge fan. I always thought “Buddy Love” was a gigantic tool and the professor character was over the top.

In the remake with Eddie Murphy, Buddy Love is still a huge tool. This time, instead of making him an obnoxious lounge singer type, he’s a testosterone fueled fast talking clown. Irritating as he is loud, Buddy made me ill with each appearance.

The Nutty Professor (1996)

But where this movie makes it more endearing to me was Murphy’s performance as the self loathing Klump. While all the jokes seem to be about weight and farts, Klump’s sadness in his eyes with each barb makes the character loveable to more than the future Mrs. Will Smith. (I did that so I could get Jada Pinkett Smith’s significant other tagged in the post. That may make me a Bad Boy.)

While the movie probably has more farts per minute than a late 80’s Weird Al Yankovic music video, I admit I had a grin on my face more than once during the famous dinner table sequences where Eddie plays multiple characters in the scene.

The Nutty Professor (1996)

My favorite character, though, is not played by Murphy, though. The angry Dean of the university is played by the fantastic Larry Miller. His slow burn gives Edgar Kennedy’s famed slow burn a run for the money, but he manifests the anger with a cruel sarcasm that is a better payoff than Edgar’s frequent ire induced throwing of various objects to the ground.

Overall, if you haven’t seen the film yet, you should give it a shot. Universal may be the king of horror, but this is definitely a nice change of pace.

Grade: B

The Nutty Professor (1996)

Tarantula (1955)

It was inevitable that one of my first Universal reviews in this new column would be a classic Universal horror picture.

One of the things people forget when revisiting a film like this, be on Amazon Prime, or Svengoolie on Me-TV, or at a revival film series at a local cineplex is these movies were made for kids. At matinees.

So it shouldn’t be a shock that the movie moves along at a breakneck pace. It should be no shock that the love story is subdued in lieu of action (though the leading lady is a knockout for the boys in the audience a little bit older and able to appreciate such details). The characters are stock. The device by which the spider grows and gets out is a little creaky…

But the effects were state of the art for its time. Universal knew this was a B picture…heck, the lead is John Agar, a Chicago born actor that came from a family that sold ham. Think about that. An actor. Coming from a family of ham. His most notable role, frankly, was as the husband of Shirley Temple and from what I read, he wasn’t too invested in that role.

The effects, though, despite some of the goofy looking giant robot spider stuff, mostly was mattes of a real ugly, scary tarantula on small sets and overlayed on the action. Frankly, they almost hold up. They certainly look better than some of the CGI junk we see on the SyFy channel these days.

Leo G. Carroll (TV’s Topper and Chief from The Man from U.N.C.L.E.) is a mad scientist type that develops a super nutrient that causes little tiny animals to become big, scary monsters. The titular spider escapes after a mishap in the lab and the customary chaos ensues.

Until I had revisited this, I forgot how much this film shares with one of my favorites, Tremors. The small town setting in a desert, the mysterious loss of cattle and endless debating of the creature by the characters would have fit right into Perfection. I would not be surprised that this film highly influenced that incredible film.

Probably most people know, this is one of two Jack Arnold directed Universal thrillers to feature an unbilled cameo by Clint Eastwood. The longer part was in Revenge of the Creature, the sequel to one of the finest Universal horror films, The Creature from the Black Lagoon. In a turn of fate, Clint Eastwood has used the lead of Tarantula, Mara Corday, in cameos in a number of his films recently in his career. Funny how things turn over the years!

You should check this flick out. It really is the template for a giant monster run amok film and it really holds up nicely over the weight of over 65 years.

Grade: B+

Tarantula (1955)

Universally Loved: New Column

Today, we are launching a new column: Universally Loved. This will be a banner for discussions regarding Hollywood’s most entertaining and hard working studio.

Disney, of course, has about 500 podcasts based entirely on their theme parks. People discuss the award-heavy Columbia and Paramount. Disney+ is in the news frequently as they purchase franchise after franchise to grow their headlock on the entertainment industry.

Often overlooked is Universal.

All. The. Time.

Universal has been home of some of the greatest and most popular films of all time. Their theme parks are the only ones that can legitimately compete with the house of mouse. They have great franchises, legitimately possibly developing the entire concept with their sequel heavy Universal monster movies in the 50’s and 60’s.

Universal has been the working man’s studio. Founded by Carl Laemmle, a turn of the century German immigrant, his studio quickly became a leader in horror films and science fiction when people were still “embarrassed” about such B films.

They were a leader in movie serials. People talk about the old days of movie serials and always bring up Republic, but what movie serial is the one most people know? Flash Gordon. That was a Universal serial…and it innovated the upwards crawl that George Lucas would adapt to open each of the Star Wars films in the “Skywalker Saga.”

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Universal thrived with films other studios turned their nose up at. They “invented” the summer blockbuster with a little movie I like to mention from time to time (Jaws). Universal brought Back to the Future to the movieplexes in the mid-80’s and let everyone ride along with Michael J. Fox in that wonderful DeLorean.

Instead of chasing awards, Universal seemed to always embrace the audience directly. While a lot of their product could be called junk food compared to the art house gourmet dishes by the indies, they have been the studio willing to take chances, particularly in the realm of horror, that have led to remarkable success. The Blumhouse model seems to fit beautifully with Universal’s strategy over the years, so it is not a surprise that they have often found themselves partners including the release of the recent Halloween sequel with Jamie Lee Curtis and the new, smash hit Invisible Man film this year.

Universal’s Harry Potter additions to their theme parks are possibly the most immersive theme park experiences ever derived and caused a raising of expectations for all in the industry after it’s premiere. Simply put, without Harry Potter attractions, Avatar and Star Wars would not be as incredible as they are…the competition here has benefited every theme park in the world.

This column will be celebrating their successes. There will be film reviews. There will be news commentary. There will be theme park observations.

Heck, we might even discuss NBC from time to time. Peacock is coming this summer for all to enjoy.

Hope you will join me here with all the films that I know are UNIVERSALLY LOVED.

Universally Loved: New Column